maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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