so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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