I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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