i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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