that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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