K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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