You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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