remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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