I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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