So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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