it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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