why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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