I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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