I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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