He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
either way he was missing a nipple.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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