The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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