Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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