you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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