Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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