I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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