yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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