Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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