Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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