6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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