i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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