using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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