SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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