First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize
