I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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