I just made out with a guy for $7.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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