Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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