i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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