Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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