so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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