Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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