I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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