oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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