I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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