i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Randomize
