Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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