Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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