We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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