Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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