It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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