I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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