Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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