I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
