Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She needs sedatives and a leash
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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