so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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