I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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