I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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