So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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