will power is for people who don't want to get laid
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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