Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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