Don't you send me to vm
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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