she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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